Stay classy.......

Matt "Bam-Bam" Barber......a name you will never see associated with class, style, respect or decency.  No, our Matty is a special kind of douchebag, the kind of guy who still believes men are superior to women, all gays are effeminate and non-whites are just potential slaves.  Such is the classless nature of this 'Angry Fat Guy' stereotype that, he has a thing for insulting strong, fit, black women, in this case, Michelle Obama.  

Some background: Matt "Bam-Bam" Barber is a former military man and boxer who now fancies himself a paragon of virtue, so long as that virtue means he's considered "the MAN."  This is key to understanding his proclivity for slagging on the First Lady of the United States.  You see, to Matt, Michelle Obama is a threat: intelligent, witty, classy, strong, independent and, in every sense, a Lady.......contrasted to Barber's Homer Simpson persona, it becomes clear as to why he would feel the need to lash out. 

In this particular tweet, Matty tries to conflate what Michelle Obama has done for fighting obesity, hello elephant in the room name Matt, with somehow badgering Syria's Pres. Assad.....or some such thing.....oh, and she's a cow or something...yada, yada, yada.  It's all so convoluted and just plain odd. Still, it's a whine served best with Barber's sort of rotting cheese, something he's adept at in spades.  Stay classy Matt, stay classy.

Original tweet:

Translation:

A guy with his own gravitational field calling others 'cow'.....too funny.

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