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Monday, August 26, 2013
When in doubt.....create fictional crisis...
The Chief Brownshirt of NOM is going all 'Whaaambulance' on same-sex marriage. So terrified is the Brian, that he is now creating another beach head in his mythical battle against "The Gay" (cue ominous music with just a touch of whimsy). Once again, the Brownshirt trots out the boogeyman of Churches and other Houses of Worship being sued by "The Gay" if they don't perform same-sex weddings. It doesn't matter that, even in States where same-sex marriage is legal, there are exemptions protecting religious denominations from performing sacraments contrary to their faith.....no.....why let those pesky things called facts get in the way of fomenting panic and unsubstantiated crises. Further, not one case of its kind has ever materialized......but hey, when you can't argue with facts, obfuscation is a good tactic. The NOM Fuhrer knows the truth but, as the Nazi's before him, he figures if he keeps lying, people will start believing. It's an old trick that, sadly, works from time to time (look at the current situation in Russia).......but not this time I think. Brian, do yourself a favour; rather than pulling BS out your ass, try pulling your head out instead.