Fat, fat, fatty.........

Oh that Bryan.....Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, always finding new and interesting ways to slam gay people.....seriously Bryan, you really do think about gay people a lot.  In this tweet, Bryan, ever the medical expert, states that; because Trans Fats may be banned due to health concerns, homosexuality should be banned as well because......well, it's unhealthy.  Insert eye roll here. The painfully obvious slam at gays is unmistakable as is his disdain.  Fischer has, in the past, advocated everything from imprisonment to genocide for homosexuals, all the while turning a blind eye to the unhealthy chosen lifestyle of many Christians. Denial of one's sexuality is harmful and dangerous; Fischer knows this and, in a cynical turn, does all he can to do more harm.  He's a vile, contemptible piece of human feces, deserving of neither respect or consideration. The only reason the TTM pays him any heed is to simply show the world what he's about. We would never demand he be censored, as people like him would become martyrs......better to shine the bright light of truth upon him to, as one does with cockroaches. The TTM happily obliges.......

Original tweet

translation:

Spelling mistake aside, you're still a douchebag.

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OK, that's just creepy......

Hahahahahahaha.......how else to react to such a tweet.  Here we have Glenn "Crybaby" Beck tweeting about meeting up with one Jerry "Moral Majority" Falwell.  Beck even remarks on how much weight he's lost.....ouch!  

You see, Jerry Falwell, a man who blamed 9/11 on gays, feminists, atheist, etc., has been dead for 6 years. Given the amount of decomposition Falwell's body would have gone through, Beck's weight comment is the only thing that rings factual in this tweet. Now, of course, we suspect he meant to say Billy Graham, given that's who he was meant to meet in Asherville but, it does beg the question: How could Beck confuse Graham with Falwell?  The answer is surprisingly obvious and simple: Both men are/were virulently anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-free thinking.  The TTM says 'fair enough' but we still couldn't resist a jab at our favourite moronic Mormon............

Original tweet

Translation:

To KOLOB and beyond!

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Like the Bible says.......

"Women, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord" - Ephesians 5:22-24......in layman's terms, "bitch, do what your man says or you die."  And so it is with Christian men today, demanding subservience and obedience by the women in their lives.

With that in mind, we have a tweet that speaks directly, or rather, indirectly to this very belief.  In the following tweet, Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer accuses Liberals of being responsible for the unfortunate plight of women everywhere. According to Bryan, women are being kept single, barefoot and pregnant because....wait for it....because of liberal views on the equality of women. You see, in the eyes of people like Fischer, women are meant to be kept, as in KEPT.  A woman who has her own mind, her own views, her own opinions should remain silent and defer, always, to the male authority.  We at the TTM beg to differ and further, take great issue with the tone and tenor of the tweet.  The erroneous notion that a single mother is somehow 'less than' is insulting.  There are many reasons and circumstances for why a woman is a single mother but, as always, for people like Fischer it's always the fault of liberals and their 'dangerous' ways. Women having the vote? Women having choice? Women having their own lives? Unacceptable!!!

Of course, it's more of the same male paternalism that men of Fischer's generation feel they're entitled to. We again, vehemently disagree.....and we believe most women would as well.  That said, the TTM does what it does best........

Original tweet

Translation:

Poor Bryan......feeling emasculated are we?

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Violated?!? M'eh

Violated I tell ya, violated.  Lordy, the way Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer squawks, you'd think he had just been raped or something.....but no.  No, what Bryan believes is a 'violation' has nothing to do with actual violating and everything to do with not getting his way.......have we mentioned what a Drama Queen our Bryan is?

In this trite bit of puerile petulance posing as pundit prose, Fischer whines about the Supreme Court ruling that Government bodies can't enforce prayer in council meetings or any other such venue.  That is to say, the separation of Church and State do matter.  This, according to Fischer 'violates' the 1st amendment......we're thinking Fischer has never actually read the document in which the amendment is contained.  The 1st amendment of the United States makes it clear that: 'congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion...."  In later years, the amendment has been interpreted to include government as a whole not being able to do so.  

For Fischer, such hair splitting (as he sees it) is wrong.....yet when the 2nd amendment is equally interpreted so liberally, he has no issue.....go figure.  Anyway, he offers no proof of any violation of the spirit of the amendment and further, cannot offer any precedence or legal argument against the ruling.  Oh, did we also mention Fischer has ZERO legal training, certainly not any constitutional legal expertise.  Yet he is, doing his best impersonation of an outraged legal scholar.....spare us.  Needless to say, the TTM clarifies the issue......

Original tweet

Translation:

God's law isn't relevant.....NEXT!

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Political threesomes......Oh Myyyy

Being Canadian and French Canadian at that, we have to say: who doesn't love a menage-a-trois once in awhile?  Well, Allen "War Criminal" West doesn't seem to but, then again, considering his penchant of being completely ignorant of how fun some things can be, we aren't entirely surprised.

Here we have our intrepid 'war criminal' tweeting his best whine over the election results in Virginia. You see, Virginia was supposed to vote in Ken "The Cooch" Cuccinelli, the Republican candidate for Governor.......it didn't happen. No, the winner was Democrat Terry McAuliffe......and boy are the right wing and Republicans pissed.  You see, normally the U.S. races are between two people, the way god intended but, in the race for Governor, there was a third candidate in play, one Robert Sarvis.  This, of course, upset the aforementioned god intended two way race, thus causing a split in the vote.  The result was a win for the Democrats.  

Cue the accusations of voter fraud, vote fixing, lies and other assorted sour grapes lamentations.  And not to be outdone in the whine department, our friend Allen contributes a fine bouquet of 'WAH' with a hint of 'Boo-Hoo.'  To him, this display of multiple participants in democracy was too much; so much so that, he now believes that the U.S. is doomed.  The elections will never again be free and honest.  All because a third party candidate ran.  But, wait a minute, somethings not right here.  Back in the 20th century, there was another election (2000), a presidential election.  In that election, there was a Republican (GWBush), a Democrat (AGore) and the Green Party (Ralph Nader).  In that election, Nader became, what is believed to be, the spoiler for what many thought was a slam dunk for Al Gore.  History tells a different story and, not surprisingly, the Republicans hailed it as a victory....the Democrats were unhappy about Nader but not once did they claim elections would no longer be free and honest.  No, the hyperbole of people like Allen, for the most part, seems unique to the right wing entities of U.S. politics.......see the Tea Party for more information.

Anyway, the TTM is having none of it and dutifully provides a historical prism in which to gaze through, thus correcting Allen's demented fictions.

Original tweet

Translation:

Sauce for the Goose......

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Quit STALIN and tell us what you really think........

Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler, Genghis Khan and Barack Obama: all totalitarian, tyrannical rulers......or so says Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer.  Ok, so he didn't name names but who's he kidding?

In a rather petulant tweet today, Bryan wailed about Pres. Obama being a totalitarian and wondered: who will stop him? Never one to go over-the-top (snark), Bryan implies that, because Pres. Obama has gotten his way on some legislation on his agenda, he must be a tyrant, a modern day Stalin or Hitler or Caesar.  Of course, Bryan conveniently ignores the reality of the situation so as to gin up his base and ratchet up the rhetoric for his, coming soon, money beg.  It's that time of year after all.  Pres. Obama is getting his way on some of the things he wanted to get done and he does so through the constitutionally mandated method: Congress, the Senate and, where applicable, the Supreme Court.  This however, doesn't seem to sit well with Bryan.......so much so that, he's taken to seeing storm troopers outside his window at night.  Someone should tell him it's one Prozac at night, not four.  

Irony being what it is, Bryan, ever one to castigate and denigrate gays as being to 'queeny', comes off as a bigger Drama Queen than any offending gay caricature is small mind can conceive......we can't help but enjoy the deliciousness of the situation.  That all said, the TTM does what it does and reveals the truth behind the tantrum.......

Original tweet

Translation:

Oy! what a putz.

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Election Night.....

Tonight, most of the twitterverse on both the left and the right are going nuts about the elections in New York, New Jersey and Virginia.  With DeBlasio being declared the winner in NYC and Chris Christie keeping his rather large seat in New Jersey, all eyes are now on Virginia and what might transpire there. The TTM is hoping for a McAuliffe win but, at this time, it's too close to call. The TTM will return to our regular zingers and commentary tomorrow.  Here's hoping the twitterverse offers some apropos fodder.

In the meantime, today, the state of Illinois passed marriage equality by a wide margin making it the 15th state in the U.S. to allow same-sex marriage.  In honour of this auspicious event, the TTM offers this graphic......if only to remind the right-wing that the time has come to recognize reality......enjoy.

CON-flate much?

Conflate: to combine two thoughts or ideas into a whole or singular form.  As in: "Don't conflate gossip with real news"

And it is with that definition, we introduce another Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer tweet. In this tweet, Fischer conflates the notion of being petty with racism.  Backgrounder: during a televised debate between Democrat Ralph Northam and Republican E.W. Jackson, Northam (who is white) refused, at the end of the debate, to shake hands with Jackson (who is black).  Now we at the TTM find Northam's refusal to shake hands with Jackson to be petty, rude and misguided........but we don't find it racist. Fact is, Northam can't stand Jackson as a person and a politician, many people can't. That said, Fischer and others on the right, have jumped onto this lack of courtesy and are gleefully conflating the slight into a full on act of racist hatred. The problem, of course, is that Northam is well known and liked by the African American community in Virginia. He is known for his openness and support of civil rights throughout his state. Unfortunately, he let his distaste for his republican opponents views on equality rights and Christian dominionism to cloud his better judgment and, by doing so, opened himself up to accusations and conflating tweets.

As for Fischer, well......anything to obfuscate and distract. Tomorrow, Virginians will go to the polls and, if all goes well, Terry McAullife will be Governor and Ralph Northam will be Lt. Governor.  That wish stated, it is again unfortunate that Northam acted in a manner more akin to petulance than proper.

Original tweet

Translation:

That's right Bryan, it's racism because anything to distract people from the truth.

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Pay your taxes but don't expect anything.......

Man, it seems the last few days have been all Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer and Tony "KKK" Perkins.....oh well, so be it.  

Here we have Tony "KKK" Perkins doing his best to make hay out of an event that, quite frankly, happens so regularly that it is 'much ado about nothing'.......except for people like Tony.  To wit, in this tweet, Tony laments the usage of West Point as a venue for a wedding between two Officer graduates and current members of the U.S. Armed Forces......so much for supporting the troops, eh Tony?  What happened was legal and in keeping with West Point's code of conduct.  The wedding was simple, small and, we told, quite lovely.  West Point is also funded, as is all of the U.S. military, by tax dollars and it is this specific detail that Tony takes issue.  You see, in his mind, Tony believes that West Point is somehow only funded by straight tax dollars. It, apparently, never occurred to Tony that some of that tax money is gay tax money.  Regardless, Tony believes that, somehow, gays should pay taxes but not benefit or participate as full citizens when it comes to the benefits of the aforementioned taxes.  Funny, we we're under the impression the whole reason for the revolutionary war was the idea of fighting against "Taxation without representation" and "Liberty and Justice" for all......perhaps Tony missed that day in school.

The reality is, whether Tony likes it or not, LGBT's pay their fair share of taxes, which include the taxes that go to pay for West Point.  As such, two graduate alumni who happen to be gay, have every right as any other member/alumni, to partake in all the privileges allowed them.  That Tony and other radical right Christians don't like it, is irrelevant. As for the wedding somehow 'affecting' anti-gay citizens, it doesn't. Not one bit. Then again, Tony has never been one for understanding the complexity let alone the basic concept of Taxation with representation......or democracy as it is commonly known.

Original tweet

Translation:

Perhaps Tony would prefer to live in a Monarchy.

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Cute ENDA usages part II

Ok, so first we had Tony "KKK" Perkins tweeting: "It's the ENDA the world as we know it" and now, we have Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, following suit.  And, of course, being Bryan Fischer, the tweet is even more outrageous in it's claim.  

Fischer wrote (who knew he could) on his blog today about his uneasy and the very real, to him at least, threat to the 1st amendment should ENDA pass.  Specifically, what got Bryan all a flutter was the notion that, GASP!, he won't be able to fire people for being who they are. The horror of it all. Worse still, ENDA will infringe on the rights of pious and ever so dutiful Christians who, because God so hates the world that gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals or transgendered people must be purged from the employment rolls, believe their rights must trump all others.  

What makes the tweet all the more laughable is that the major corporations and fortune 500 companies have all stated that ENDA is a positive step and that; it promotes the idea of merit and garners the best of the employment base.  Translation: where profits and sustainability are concerned, CEO's and shareholders could care less who you fuck, as long as you perform your job and make them money.  And that's the rub for people like Fischer.  Ever the promoter of freedom and capitalism, Fischer now finds himself, in a very real sense, opposing both.  Big businesses and small alike care not one iota whether their best performing employee happens to have a partner of the same sex.  Nor do they care if they happen to have a picture of said partner on their desk. If they excel at their job, all the more reason to make them feel better for being there.

This is the 21st century and although we still have people like Fischer, Perkins, Labarbera etc. whining and bemoaning the fact that society is coming out of its infancy, the fact remains that: LGBT people are becoming, not only tolerated but accepted.  As the adage regarding paradigm shifts goes: adapt or die......we sometimes indulge in the guilty pleasure of wishing they would do the latter..........

Original tweet

Translation:

Someone call me a Waaaahbulance.

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ENDA here we go.........

ENDA: Employment Non-Discrimination Act.  Put simply, the act states that a person who identifies as homosexual, bisexual or transgendered cannot be denied opportunity for employment or, if already employed, cannot be dismissed because of their status.  Now, to most rational and reasonable people, this would seem to be a no-brainer.......but no.  

In 29 states of the U.S., it is perfectly legal to terminate the employment of a homosexual, bisexual or transgendered person solely on that basis.  If you're gay, you can be fired for no reason with no recourse or redress.  The reason? Religion.  Think on that for moment and consider the ridiculous logic that feeds it. If a world class surgeon, a man who saves lives daily, is found to be gay, that singular fact could be a reason to fire him.  A woman who, born male, is one of the best lawyers in a firm but can be fired for the simple fact she identifies as she instead of he.  We can't fathom the kind of insecure animus that drives such fear and hate but we do recognize the harm it causes.

ENDA would do away with the flimsy excuses used to hide the real reason for terminating qualified and hard working individuals.  It's the reason that people like Tony "KKK" Perkins and others fear ENDA so.  Yes, it is the ENDA the world as they know it; a world where people's lives are destroyed simply because of who they are.  It wasn't that long ago, the same nonsense was used on workers; only then, it was the colour of their skin that was at issue. To Perkins and others like him, we say: For shame.....for shame......

Original tweet

Translation:

Poor thing......hate isn't in vogue anymore.....

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He blinded me with "not science"

Sigh......sometimes, that's all you can do......that or laugh so hard as to hurt yourself.  Case in point, Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer.  In a tweet that surely has "WTF" written all over it, Fischer accuses President Obama of being, wait for it.......anti-science!  That's right, a man who literally takes the Bible at its word, right down to the age of the earth, is calling a Harvard graduated President anti-science.

Global warming or, as is more accurate: global climate change, is the catalyst for this latest tweet of dubious distinction.  Now, the majority of ACTUAL scientists, agree that global climate change is a reality, of this there is little doubt.  It is also accepted consensus that humanity has a hand in it.  The only real debate is, how much of the change is attributable to humans.  Unfortunately, for people of faith, such distinctions are unimportant because......GOD!  You see, Bryan doesn't believe in global warming/climate change.  His logic? God told Noah he'd never destroy the world again.  Yup, that's it, that's his rebuttal to science. What makes the tweet all the more egregious is the accusation that: because Obama acknowledges the very real concern about global warming.....he's anti-science.  Hence the WTF.  

It takes balls of brass to believe the world is only 6000 years old, snakes can talk and Noah was real and yet, at the same time, accuse others of being anti-science......serious brass ones.  And our Bryan has a pair worthy of admiration, if only for the sheer audacity of being so clueless.  That all said, the TTM had some fun with this one.........we think we got it right.

Original tweet

Translation:

UH....yeah.....ok then.

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Foundational principle??

Society is founded on Christian principles.......so says many a Teatard or Republican. The fact that society, as a construct, existed long before Christianity seems lost on these people; but, then again, we are dealing with people who think marriage has always been between one man and one woman......even though their 'go to' book says otherwise.  Solomon had hundreds of wives, Abraham had himself a couple, and let's not forget, Abraham also had some daughter issues as well.  

Why do we bring all this up? Well, it would appear that our stalwart defender of "traditional" marriage, Allen "War Criminal" West, is taking exception to a couple being married at West Point.....oh, did we mention they're two men? You see, according to West, a scholar on all things principled, such a ceremony is somehow redefining marriage which, again according to expert West, is the very foundation of society. The problem, of course, is that marriage as it is now practiced is not at all the foundation of society.....no construct of marriage is. The foundation of society has been, and always will be, basic tribal formation and socialization.  Marriage is merely a part of the greater whole. 

Marriage, both the word and the sacrament, are not even Christian in origin. Until the ascent of Christianity in the Roman Empire, marriage or 'matrimonium' as it was called, was a civil contract sworn under the auspices of the Roman Gods Bacchus and Janus.  More importantly, the ceremony was offered to heterosexuals and homosexuals alike. The practice was observed for the almost 800 years of Pagan faith in Rome but was, as some have argue, corrupted by the introduction of Christianity. The idea that marriage is unique to Christianity or that it is, somehow, rigidly defined in narrow terms of one man, one woman, is intellectually and historically dishonest. 

It is with these facts in mind, that the TTM takes issue with West's assertion.  So much so that, the TTM decided to better reflect West's melodramatic hyperbole......

Original tweet

Translation:

Hypocrite indeed.

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Don we now our..........

Oh Gawd!! This tweet is so spurious, we're simply going to rip it head on.  Some quick background: Hallmark issued an ornament celebrating the song 'Deck the Halls'. The ornament, which was fashioned as a sweater, had the words "Don we now our FUN apparel."  Hallmark had removed the word "gay" and substituted the word "fun."  It caused a bit of a controversy on the web, with some gay groups wondering why the change? Hallmark then admitted it was an error in judgment.  That should have been the end of it of course; but, as is wont with people like Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, a good controversy is not so easily passed up.  With that in mind, Fischer tweeted a lamentation regarding the "scalping" of Hallmark by "Big Gay" bigots.  Of course, what's interesting about the tweet itself is twofold: A) the implied racism of the word 'scalp' and B) the fact that: if Hallmark had kept the word 'Gay', we have no doubt that Fischer would have kicked up a fuss and accused Hallmark of 'promoting' homosexuality.  In many ways, this was a lose/lose for Hallmark.  Either way they went, the blowhards of the right would have had a tantrum.  Sadly, some in the gay community didn't help matters either and, to them we say: "Knock it off, it's an ornament, not a human right" The TTM does its best to clarify.......

Original tweet

Translation:

Nope....got nothin'

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The Bible is confirmed!!!......well, kinda......

Sigh.......poor Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, still finding new and exciting ways to display his complete and utter disconnect with reality.  In the following tweet, Bryan exclaims that science has, once again, proved the Bible is the truth....literally in his case.  Unfortunately for him, he doesn't understand that the "confirmation" also disproves another part of the Bible.  Confused? We were for moment.

You see, Bryan excitedly tweeted that the 'Leviathan' of the Bible existed because scientists found fossils of a giant squid-like creature which, yes, resembles a description in the Bible.  Problem is, the creature in question is not new, nor can it possibly confirm anything Biblical.....why? Well, that's because Bryan is also a Biblical literalist; that means he believes the Bible literally, right down to the earth being only 6000 years old. And THAT, is where Bryan's claim runs head on into the fiction he so excitedly tries to pass off as fact.  The fossils in the article are said to be at least 250 million years old.....let us repeat that, 250 MILLION years old.  Now, we don't know about any of you but, we're of a mind that, if anything, this 'new' discovery confirms, not the Bible, but evolution.  As we said, poor Bryan is displaying his disconnect with the real world.  Then again, he probably got confused because it was initially reported by Fox News, not exactly a reliable source for facts or science.  The TTM still found it a fun project.......

Original tweet

Translation:

How does 250 Million go into 6000?

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Live and let lie.........

With apologies to Paul McCartney.  Oh Pastor(?) Foster, what are we going to do with you? Here we have the newly "unashamed' ex-gay Pastor(?) ominously warning that: if you live by a lie, you will die by it......a rather crude paraphrasing of the more apt "Live by the sword, die by the sword" adage. The problem, of course, lies in the fact that, well, it's a lie.....at least the tweet is.

To understand this tweet, you have to understanding the self-hatred that went into it. You see, Pastor(?) Foster is an ex-gay man.....or, if you believe he's no longer gay, a heterosexual.  Naturally, when you point out that rather glaring logic, people like Foster play victim and claim they're being discriminated against. How that can be is beyond us....when has a heterosexual ever been attacked, spat on, beaten or murdered for just being straight.  That's right: NONE.  

What makes this tweet so disingenuous is the premise that being gay is, somehow, a lie.  Gays don't exist, just sinners and people who choose to sin.....bitch please.  Foster doesn't want to be gay and pretends to be straight by suppressing his own nature.....fine by us, do as you wish. And, truth be told, if that's where it ended, we doubt anyone would argue but, that's not where it ends. No, we are treated to tweets like this and others, in which gays, lesbians and other sexual minorities are told they are living a lie, a sinful life.  Well, we have news for the Pastor(?) and others like him: if we are living a lie, then all we can say is: it's a great lie.  Denial is something people like Foster embrace this false premise as their way of justifying there own self-loathing......sad really; because, if they just accepted who they were without the guilt that is foisted upon them by the Church, Mosque or Synagogue, they'd be much happier.

Original tweet

Translation:

It's just so sad.

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Christmas is in the Constitution?? Who knew???

And Jingle Bells is the actual anthem of the United States.  Sometimes, you really do have to wonder about the medication and psychiatric treatment people of faith must be getting.  Case in point, our continuing source of laughter and mockery, Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer.  In a tweet that screams "I really am delusional", Fischer contends that, brace yourself, Christmas is in the constitution of the United States.  Why? Because it apparently is dated from the very first Christmas.  It took us a minute to understand that claim until we realized; what Fischer was claiming was: because the words 'Year of our Lord' appear in the constitution's signature line and that the usage of those words means that Christmas, the 'beginning' of the Christian Calendar, is implied in the constitution. We know, our head hurt a bit trying to wrap around that bit of twisted logic.  But there it is, Fischer's contention, tweeted for all to see.  We, of course, mock his assertion as do the two blog sites in which he desperately tries to allude are, somehow, helping him get the word out. Again, as we mentioned in the intro, one wonders about the meds and treatment.  That said, the TTM happily does its duty........

Original tweet

Translation:

Nurse! Valium, Prozak, something...STAT!

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The Power of Christ Compels you......to shut the fuck up!

It's All Hallows Eve so, sadly, much of the tweeterverse is in "shutdown/getting the kids ready" mode and thus, the offerings from the right were slim to say the least.  That said, one glimmer of stupid was spotted and, wouldn't you know it, it's Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer!  

As many of you are aware, our friend Bryan is all about Christianity....but did you know, he's also all about the concept of demon possession and exorcism? We knew he was but, given exorcism is pretty much a Catholic gig and Fischer is rabidly anti-Catholic, we were rather surprised he would advocate it's usage. Proof once again, that hatred of Obama is the great unifier among Right-Wingnuts, Religious kooks and KKKristian douchebags......we probably shouldn't characterize them that way but given the ever increasing screeches of hate and anti-gay animus we're not, at the moment, inclined to be generous or understanding. 

So here it is, Bryan's Halloween tweet.  Is it wrong that we were hoping for something more anti-pagan.....apologies, we digress. Anyway, Bryan tweets that the 2016 Presidential election must produce a Christian, and only a Christian, President.  Fair enough we suppose but, and this is where it gets all Catholic and weird, Fischer also want a group of Christian Clergy to "exorcise" the White House.....because, you know, a black family lived there.  What Fischer is trying to imply is rather vague: A) Is it because Obama is indeed the Anti-Christ? B) Is it because Michele Obama wore sleeveless tops? C) Is it because Obama and his family aren't rabid, frothing at the mouth haters?  Oh, who are we kidding, it's all 3 and more.  Seriously though, exorcism?? We get that Fischer and most 'angry white men' hate having a black president who won't play step'n'fetchit like Allen "War Criminal" West does but, there has to be a limit to the idiocy to which these people cling to.....then again, we are talking about people who sincerely believe the world is only 6000 years old and that Noah's Ark really happened.  

It's a sad commentary on the modern conditio that such bronze age, supernatural nonsense would still be de rigeur, but here we are. It's 2013, the 21st Century and still we are treated to a display of utter ignorance and obvious bias. That the term exorcism is even being uttered in public and worse, taken seriously by some, is both worrisome and disturbing.  What's next, witch trials and burnings at the stake.....if Fischer and ilk had their way, we have to wonder.  Anyway, here's how we chose to deal with Fischer's fantasy and, for those of you who are enjoying this wonderfully fright filled night......Happy Halloween!!!

Original tweet

Translation:

The power of the TTM compels you.

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Who are you tweeting to???

As the title says, who is Pastor (?) Foster tweeting to?  In the following four tweets, Foster seems to be talking/tweeting to an invisible entity who, in this case, is apparently not his God.  The tweets are challenging and declarative yet, no particular person or personage is being addressed.  It's as if Foster has had a dissociative break and is in full meltdown.  The tweets were fired off in rapid succession and, as described, appear to address no one in particular.  Strange indeed.  The TTM made no attempt to offer a commentary as the tweets themselves are both laughable and, in every sense of the word, pathetic.  We offer them without further comment.

Seriously, who are you tweeting to?

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Sean Penn isn't the only one.........

Seriously, Sean Penn isn't the only one who thinks America's favourite squeaky toy isn't a stupid and insane crackpot. You almost feel sorry for Victoria "Squeaky" Jackson but, truth be told, she brings much of the derision she receives upon herself.  With her 'beyond belief' claims and wildly disjointed "logic", it's a wonder she's never had to submit to a psychiatric evaluation. Stupid is a strong word but if the shoe fits. As for insane, well in all honesty, we would debate that particular diagnosis.......we prefer cognitively impaired. In her tweet, Jackson states that Sean Penn thinks she's both stupid and insane; and then, proceeds to post a video of Penn on Piers Morgan, saying those very words.  We're not sure why this bothers Jackson given that she is clearly nuts but, we suspect, it may be the lack of attention she's been treated to. No one of integrity or gravitas wants to hear her and those who do are, how shall we put this.....equally nuts. Time to pack up the tin foil hats Vicky and accept that you're just not that special anymore.  

Original tweet

Translation: