Thursday, October 24, 2013

I swear, by the FSM.......

....and by the FSM, it will be done.  Sometimes, a deity is just a deity and other times, a deity is just an inconvenient pain in the ass.  Here we have Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, ever so concernstipated about the possibility of the U.S.A.F. removing the word 'God' from their oath. In Fischer's eyes, 'Murika (not be confused with America) is a Christian's only nation and God is supreme in all things politics......except, He's not.  The very constitution that Fischer and other's keep harping on about is actually quite a secular document.  To be sure, there are a couple of references to a supernatural entity but the document also makes it clear that, no one entity or faith thereof, can be considered supreme........damn that pesky 1st amendment eh Bryan?  What's more, the oath didn't always have 'so help me God', in fact, most governmental references to God only began in the 1950's, during the 'Red scare.'  Even "In God We Trust" only came into being in 1956.  Of course, Fischer and his ilk know this and are well aware that the U.S. founding fathers were, themselves, secularists.  Even so, poor Bryan finds himself all a twitter about how 'God' might be removed......and, for good measure, he blames President Obama. Problem is, Obama didn't have anything to do with it. The policy was brought down by the brass of the U.S.A.F. academy and was only being studied. Needless to say, Fischer cares not a wit about facts, only how he can score points attacking the evil black president.  It's dishonest, it's cheap and it's a lie.

Original tweet

Translation:
In reason we trust Bryan, in reason.....

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