Thursday, October 17, 2013

Cruz to Lose

"Launch Cruz missile......target, the full faith and credit of the United States of America!"  That might as well be the battle cry of every Tea Party hack and right-wing kook is the U.S. today.......it certainly seems to be the cry of Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer. In his column today, Fischer eschews common sense for common stupidity, a stupidity by the name of Ted "Senator from Texas via Canada" Cruz. Fischer seems almost in lust with what Cruz stands for and what he has done......talk about same sex attraction.  He speaks of Cruz as being the "silver lining" because: Cruz is the leader now!  Well, that will come as news to all the other crazies who seem insistent on having their 15 minutes of D'uh, but why argue? Just sit back and enjoy.  The conservative movement has a new leader and Fischer is thrilled.  So thrilled in fact that he almost wets himself at the thought of Cruz running for President in 2016......We're hoping Cruz/Palin '16, wouldn't that be just so much fun? It would and will be, at least the Democrats and liberal leaning populus are hoping it will. You can almost hear the screams of delight at the thought of Cruz running.  If nothing else, the debates would be interesting.  The problem, of course, is that Cruz may be ineligible to run as he is not a natural born citizen of the U.S........hey, if Obama isn't an American because of a fiction, one would think the fact the Cruz isn't would be a concern.  But....he's......white.  And that makes all the difference for the birther brigade.  Add to that, Cruz is a wing-nut of the highest caliber, along with his guns no doubt.  The simple, painful truth is, if Ted Cruz is the de facto leader of the Republican party, it's safe to say that the White House will remain in Democratic hands for some time.......then again, the American public has been known to fuck things up from time to time.  Maybe we should be worried..........

Original tweet

Translation:

Bring on the debates!

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