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Tuesday, September 17, 2013
You will obey us.......
Yes, yes you will because......THE GAY says so. Once again, Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer is having a temper tantrum because those nasty gay people are people and he can't stand that. What Bryan is specifically upset about is the notion that gay people have rights, just like he does. Truthfully speaking, Bryan can't stand the notion of gay people having any rights or protections because it messes up his Christian America narrative. Poor thing, it must be ever so terrible to share freedom.......like Jesus said you should. Then again, like many faux-Christians, he's not so much of follower of Christ as a name dropper. It's a cheap cynicism that has little to do with being a decent person and everything to do with his own fear of being a latent homosexual......we'll be getting to that later on in the blog. Anyway, Bryan believes that, if gays are allowed to be free the way he is, he has to obey them and 'cooperate' with them "OR ELSE".....drama queen much?. First off, Bryan, the only gays who 'obey' are usually in the middle of role play so don't worry, you're safe.....maybe. Secondly, just because someone has the same rights as you doesn't mean you have to like them, agree with them or 'cooperate' with them. It does mean, however, that you WILL respect their right to live their lives unfettered by your bullshit. Believe what you will but that's it. That's all you get. You don't get to dictate the law nor do you have the right to use the Buybull as a sledgehammer to invalidate their existence. We get it, you don't like gays, move on already. Know this though, we won't stop pointing out your douchey attitudes. So long as you tweet, we will translate.