Where tweets are 'translated' into unvarnished 'truth'. Satire and commentary, without apology, on today's right wing twitterverse.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Now really.....Brian 'brownshirt' Brown, always one to maintain a shrill and alarmed tenor in his voice, today tweeted that 65,000 people, yes 65,000, have decided to join #DumpStarbucks, a NOM sponsored boycott that, if the last couple of years are any indicator, has done ZERO damage to the company or brand. In fact, Starbucks stock is up for the third year in a row.......thank you religious fanatics. Now, can you guess why Brian has called on these people to do this? Of course!!! Gays getting married......woo hoo! Here's the thing though; does anyone really believe that most, if not all, 65,000 signers are in fact people who have ever set foot in a Starbucks to begin with.......yeah, we thought so too. This is just another "announcement of Import" to drum up more money for the lost cause that is NOM. As for Starbucks, well, CEO Howard Schultz should be sending a 'thank you' basket to NOM shortly......so much is his concern over the boycott.