Friday, November 1, 2013

The Bible is confirmed!!!......well, kinda......

Sigh.......poor Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, still finding new and exciting ways to display his complete and utter disconnect with reality.  In the following tweet, Bryan exclaims that science has, once again, proved the Bible is the truth....literally in his case.  Unfortunately for him, he doesn't understand that the "confirmation" also disproves another part of the Bible.  Confused? We were for moment.

You see, Bryan excitedly tweeted that the 'Leviathan' of the Bible existed because scientists found fossils of a giant squid-like creature which, yes, resembles a description in the Bible.  Problem is, the creature in question is not new, nor can it possibly confirm anything Biblical.....why? Well, that's because Bryan is also a Biblical literalist; that means he believes the Bible literally, right down to the earth being only 6000 years old. And THAT, is where Bryan's claim runs head on into the fiction he so excitedly tries to pass off as fact.  The fossils in the article are said to be at least 250 million years old.....let us repeat that, 250 MILLION years old.  Now, we don't know about any of you but, we're of a mind that, if anything, this 'new' discovery confirms, not the Bible, but evolution.  As we said, poor Bryan is displaying his disconnect with the real world.  Then again, he probably got confused because it was initially reported by Fox News, not exactly a reliable source for facts or science.  The TTM still found it a fun project.......

Original tweet

Translation:

How does 250 Million go into 6000?

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