Friday, September 20, 2013

WAR! huh. yeah. What is it good for.......

.....well, if it's a culture war, then it's good for the whole family. Too much? Well, not for Bryan "Lyin' Fissure" Fischer, he's all about the culture war.  In fact, today he's lamenting the 'retreat' of the LDS and Catholic Churches' positions on matters of culture, specifically.....yeah, the gays again.  Lord, if these people would only use their energies for the betterment of man, the world would be a better place but...NOOOOOO! not as long as queers exist.  How sad is that......really, how sad is that.  To live your life in pursuit of making other people miserable because of a book of myths; such a waste.  Still, it's what keeps Bryan alive we assume.  Further, is it just us or does his fixation with gay sex seem a tad......OCD in nature?
No matter, Bryan always entertains with his shrieks and moans as he brays about THE GAY! Today's tweet is no exception; only, this time, he doesn't mention them by name.  No, poor Bryan is losing allies in his quest of hate.  The Pope has just come out and basically told his flock of 1 Billion plus to STOP FIXATING ON GAYS and LEAVE THEM ALONE!  Bryan was not happy to hear that.  Then came the Mormons who, still doing their shit behind the scenes, have come out as well with a more tempered tone where gays are concerned. Oooh, that's gotta hurt. Slowly but surely the prejudice and hate of such men is being relegated to the dustbin of history. In one or two generations, many will look back and wonder what the fuss was all about.  Until then, we must put up with the audacity of d'uh.

Original tweet:

Translation:

Someone call a Waaaaaambulance.

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